Alt. Memoirs

Have I written anything lately? Not really. But I have been adding to the ever-inflating listicle of alt. titles for my (entirely fictional) forthcoming memoir. For your consideration:


Natural Brunette

There Will Be Wine

I Have Everything To Apologize For

Does It Come In Black?

I'll Go Last (And Other Suppertime Anxieties)

A Lily Grows In Grey Goose

Glamour Puss

Everyone Is Incompetent

Later That Night, I Got To Drinking

Tequila & Tetanus: A Tale Of Two Shots

Aries AF


Romantics Anonymous

I Dream Of Cheese

Regrets Always

The Anxiety Society

A Canadian Exit (or An Irish Exit, With Apologies)


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